Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Let The Food Begin..............

I am an emotional eater......(is that a word) I eat when: I am hungry (duh) tired, depressed, angry, sad, happy, fearful, envious , jealous you get the picture! What a fate in life that when I am fully awake, I am wanting to eat... What is that all about?

So last Wednesday I had a bad hair day. Now wait, read that again, I had A BAD HAIR DAY! A really bad hair day, not just your bad hair day but your BAD hair day! Are we on the same page yet?

I have been growing out my hair for 5 months now. Found this cute little hair style that I wanted so I have endured growing out my hair. You know how hard that is. FINALLY, long enough(about 7 inches on the top) and after some research found a gal that has high scours in being a stylist and not just a hair cutter. (is that proper English?)

Off I went, picture in hand, joyful and excited I sat in her chair. We chatted for almost 10 minutes about my hair and exactly what I wanted. (You see, I have a beautician license and have had for 30 years, I do not cut hair as I hate it but I have my license, I know how to cut hair!) So after a few minutes I was sure she understood and with the picture taped to her mirror scissors in hand she began. NOW, let me let you in on a little secret! Do you know why they turn you AWAY from their mirror? BECAUSE THEY DO NOT NOT WHAT THEY ARE DOING AND THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW! Trust me... put your feet on the floor and REFUSE TO BE TURN BACKWARD!

Clip clip snip snip and she is finished! (did not know until about half way through that she was using a RAZOR! a razor...) I never let someone razor cut my hair.. She started with scissors! What changed her mind there!

Boy is she finished. I wanted to cry and throw a fit but being the person that I am, I paid that lady to butcher my hair and out the door I went. Now I am not an unreasonable person, very easy to get along with but there are just some lines that you do not cross when messing with my hair. I am a hair lady, some ladies are leg ladies or face ladies or clothes and bling ladies, I am a hair lady. If my hair is happy the family is happy, but if my hair is not happy, then LEAVE ME ALONE! Is that juvenile ? I hope not. We as women do not ask much in our lives....... soooooo to want happy hair is Ok.

Want to know what I did............ I came home and I ATE !!!!!!!!! Then Dennis got home from work and I ate, and then watching the TV I ate and cried. (ever tired to do that?)

I showed her, I gained two pounds back that I have been working so hard on and now with the short hair I look like a big bowling ball with a little bowling ball perched on my shoulders... (did I tell you it was short?) No, now listen, it is not short it is SHORT! Cannot get my round brush under it to even try to make it look like I have hair.........I measured it this morning, yes with a tape measure. It is 2 inches on the top!!!! 2 inches! What is that all about........Here is the picture I took her.......... Ready ?

Is that too cute or what? I was so looking forward to that... I was all smiles when I headed down there.. Finally, my new DO!

This is what mine looks like! I kid you NOT.......... (of course without the beautiful smile and the flawless skin and that shapely shoulder and skinny neck, high cheek bones and jaw line that I would crawl across the desert for.. ......My hair looks just like that!!!!!!!! Go Figure ! (let us not over look that plunging neckline) Mercy! Maybe she needs glasses or.........SHE NEEDS TO LEARN TO STYLE HAIR AND NOT JUST CUT!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK? What about that hair style says 2" on top...... Duh! I just don't see that do you?

It will take another 5 months to grow out again.......... Then what?

Ok.... That is all I have to say about that! ahahhhah This is ment to be a fun post girls......... I am really ok with this........ Just thought I would give you a good laugh today!

Hahahhahah and it will grow! I need to get over it!


Denise said...

You are always beautiful, regardless of your hair style my friend, love you.

Mary Isabella and Kiley too! said...

I am so sorry she did not listen to you. You are such a beauty person you will out shine your hair cut...Hugs...m.

Shirley said...

Dear Denise, I am soooo sorry that you are soooooo unhappy with your haircut. It will grow out. And, what about the verse God's Word that says..."all things work together for good to those that love the Lord"? God must have something in mind for you. Maybe He is trying to say just "be still and know that I am God. I love you." Yes, I know about the emotional eating....I've been there to, but you are such a wonderful person....I know you can overcome Satan's snares.

Love you bunches!

Tierra M Wilson said...

Oh I'm so sorry to hear about your bad haircut! I'm always afraid to put my head in the hands of someone I don't know. I've been doing a little research and I discovered some great professional shears. I look for something like this now whenever I enter a salon: http://www.salonhive.com/kamisori-black-diamond-hair-scissors.html.

Salon Hive is a professional website too so it's got some good videos.

Thanks goodness hair grows back!

"Just Me - NC Beth" said...

I am the same way about my hair...and I am always fearful when I begin to want a different look because I'm not sure how it will end up!!

'Sorry you did not get the look/style you wanted. That is a bummer!


Just Joni said...

Getting a haircut is always an adventure and usually a disappointing one...I gave up and decided to let my hair g-r-o-w...at least until I have more time to keep up a cute style...both of these styles are really cute and I bet you look marvelous!

Annette said...

I know EXACTLY what you mean..I went in once to get a trim, yes a trim, and like you, the lady turned me around, o before that she said "So what are we doing?" I said "I've got that A line thing going on" and she razored my hair as well, I was LIVID and I had no corms about letting her know it!!! I have a dear friend cut my hair and the one time someone else did it was ruined, I told my friend who cuts my hair its a bad karma, and I had to explain why I let someone else cut it, even harder!! To be honest with you I did giggle some when I read your post, just the way you put your words and thought's down, but I do like both pictures, and no matter what...you are gorgeous to me!!
Love ya

Donetta said...

Well now that you have had a chance to overcome the trauma and the shock of it...I hope it "grows" on you...:)

Tracy said...

Ok i do know what you are talking about. I had a hair cut that i thought was going to look one way but the girl butchered me also, and my hair was man cut i call it. It was so short, I cried! I have not allowed a person to touch my hair length since. That was 5 years ago!!!! lol The picture you showed is such a cute hair cut.... how in the world did you get two inch hair on top when she was looking at the picture! (((Denise))) I am sorry you are having to deal with that.


Rowann said...

You could have your head shaved and you would still be BEAUTIFUL....

Patty Price said...

I have had this happen more times than I care to remember. I have naturally curly hair and NO ONE can deal with it. This year I decided I wanted to let it grow out, so I bought two wigs for wearing when I want a DO. I wear hats or scarves otherwise and the hair is growing nicely. I had been coloring my hair and it couldn't take the damage any longer. I can take these wigs when I travel and not be the victim of bad hair on my trips.

katie said...

Your beautiful regardless of your hair style. The story was very entertaining tho.


JC said...

Oh NO!!! I so understand. I've had so many experiences like this even with the person who has done my hair for 10 years now. I would have gone home an eaten too. Sorry. But the other do is very cute but I know you were not going for cute.